Thursday, July 16, 2009

Three Red Rings of Death - A "Poem"

Three Red Rings of Death
Blinking in the dark
Shining from my Xbox faceplate
Like a bloody, smiling shark

My 360 is on the fritz
For the second time, oh joy!
Microsoft you naughty devils
You broke my next-gen toy

How I love my pricey lemon
Or I wouldn't give a damn
Fantastic games and online fun
Cover the hardware scam

Three Red Rings of Death
I shipped my 'box in for repair
Until it's fixed I'll twiddle my thumbs
and pretend that I don't care.

-That is all. Have fun you lucky 360 gamers!

David 'Two Hammers' Moore

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